I was never one of those girls who jumped on the pierced belly button bandwagon. In my mind, naval jewelry is in the same family as lower back tattoos and toe rings, which is to say, simply not something I could — or would want to — pull off. But now I’ve discovered something that makes belly button accessories seem as sophisticated and chaste as drinking tea with the queen. For those who can never have enough skin to pierce and orifices to adorn, anal jewelry is the latest addition in a string of “daring accessories you can wear.” Designed for “versatility,” each piece consists of a stainless plug with an interchangeable cap in an assortment of styles and colors. If you’re feeling really frisky, you can even get the ever-popular “horse tail” which fits the plug as well. I’d link to the full detailed image, but in the interest of preserving whatever shred of decency we have left, I’ll just let you use your imagination. Prices start at $105.