Sex sells and Madonna’s made 500 million bucks at it. But even M, one of the most lusted after women in the world and is the author of a porn tome simply called Sex, can get the brush off by a boy toy. In a recent interview, Jesus Luz, Madonna’s supposed future husband, said, “She is my friend, just a friend.” As if! Haven’t we all heard the “just friends” line once or twice? There’s plenty of bad news we’d rather hear from a guy that’s seen us naked than that kinda of buddy line. A bunch of not-so-hot things we’d rather hear from guy, after the jump…
- “My mom’s coming to stay with us for two weeks.”
- “Have you ever tried, uh, douching?”
- “I think I’m going bald.”
- “I need one of your kidneys to live.”
- “You got fat.”
- “I think I’m gay.”
- “I screwed your sister.”
- “I can only get off if I’m covered in saran wrap, sniffing your old sneakers.”
- “Can you bail me out of jail?”
- “You’re not into anal? That’s a dealbreaker.”
- “I can’t get an erection on my meds.”
- “Did you get a haircut?”
