Three Words We Don’t Want To Hear After Sex

One of the current trends on Twitter has users tweeting the three words they wouldn’t like to hear after sex. Personally, any of the following would give me a panic attack: “that was it,” “nice try sucker,” or “that tasted bad.” After the jump, 10 of our faves from Twitter — and add yours in the comments!

1. Debit or credit?
2. Baby I’m late.
3. It ain’t mine.
4. Gee, that’s misshapen.
5. You’re under arrest!
6. Keep the change.
7. Sorry, I’m married.
8. Someone call 911!
9. Make a sandwich.
10. It’ll get better.