Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 22nd 2009
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive products from the Aveeno Nourish+ Hair Care Collection. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.Jim Henson with a Little Hugh Hefner
CheeeeEEEEse in Dating Amelia: The Sneakerhead
@Naneenya: How do you feel about muppets?
A furry hand slides up your thigh..
*The door gets kicked in*
“KER-ME! What are you doing!!”
“Oh noe! Miss Piggy! Run”
*Kermit is then walloped by a huge purse*
(Le sigh, my muppet fan-fic never works out)
Too too funny. I feel your rage through the page. I don’t watch her show…so I can’t feel your pain. Ummm, but maybe cut down on the caffeine intake in the mornings.
Human Rights Defender
PS in Nose Waxing, The Latest Beauty Trend You Might Want to Skip
This sounds suspiciously like waterboarding. Someone alert Pelosi.
“I faked. Yes, every time. Yes, even that one time.”
Alright, I’ll do it:
The Pooh characters were based off of Christopher Robin’s stuffed animals (Christopher Robin being a young boy)
Pooh – (the “main” character in Christopher Robin’s brood) has a tender heart, is very friendly, and wants to be loved by all – Yet, he often gets stuck by his vices; mainly, in the honey pot. Pooh and Christopher Robin are “best friends” and their relationship can be described by an often quoted passage: “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.” (All together now: “aawwwwwww”)
Piglet – one of Pooh’s friends. He is small and sometimes timid, but so badly wants to be brave. He is noble and compromising – always wants to do the right thing. There are a lot of things that scare Piglet, but he will always be there for a friend.
Roo – another “small” character – always expresses thoughts and feelings and actually seems wiser than most “older” characters. Adorable.
Tigger – Energetic and bouncy, often gets into trouble.
Owl – the wise, old friend. Always gives good advice.
Rabbit – Very Type-A, can be bossy. The organizer (but always seems to miss one step and things get all messed up – fury ensues) Also values proper nutrition for all friends.
Eeyore – the sad, depressed donkey. Always has a raincloud overhead. Often loses his tail.
Yeah, it’s a slow day at work.
Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Bought by Anna David to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!