Doin’ It With Dr. V: What To Do When You’re Feeling Raw

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. And please, if you have a question, email me. You know I love to read your smut too! Now, let’s get this party started.

We all love to be rode hard and put away wet. But sometimes we’re enjoying the ride so much, we don’t realize we’re dry — bone dry. While that can be a good problem to have, it’s still a painful predicament that could have you getting out of bed even more bow-legged than usual. This week’s Dr. V was inspired by a cowgirl in this very pickle. How do you heal a raw hide after some gun play?

“I had a VERY fun weekend and got caught up in the moment and didn’t lube up properly. Now I’m feeling a little raw. Is there any way to moisturize that region after the fact?” — Too Much Fun

Well, hot stuff, you’re my marathon sex hero! But next time, do yourself a favor and add lube to your naked romps. Even if you feel like a slip-n-slide naturally, going at it could always use an extra squirt.

But it’s easy to lose yourself in the moment. When it comes to crotch discomfort, this is one of the few that can put a smile on your face, because all you need to soothe the soreness is a little moisturizer and some rest. Here’s how to care for your raw hoo-ha:

  1. Back(teria) Off: When your skin is feelin’ thin, you are more susceptible to bacteria. So, avoid further complications by…
    • Only wear soft cotton undies. Anything else will get all up in your girl grill and start trouble.
    • Don’t cross your legs. In fact, sit with your thighs slightly apart. And don’t wear a mini skirt!
    • Don’t wear pants, even pantyhose.
  2. It’s A Relief: To soothe your pain, you can put on some Vaseline, pure 100% Aloe Vera gel or even some lube after the fact on the red ladybits. Just don’t go shoving it up where the sun don’t shine.
  3. Just Say No: I don’t mean to be a wet blanket, but no sex until your love shack is repaired. OK, if you’re only a little busted, you can do it, but be sure you use a bucket load of lube this time.