Nope, you’re not seeing things. The folks at Maybe You Shouldnt Buy That have compiled a whole site filled with insanely frivolous items we hope you’ll never spend your hard-earned cash on. Let’s start with the Chanel Segway — because who wants to be seen on a non-designer Segway? That’s just embarrassing. This baby can go up to 12 miles per hour, and it has quilted-leather mud flaps. No price is listed, but let’s put it somewhere in the ballpark of the $12,000 Chanel bicycle. [via NY Mag]
