Britney was sued by her former bodyguard, Kerry Vine, for “negligently operat[ing] her home.” Vine claimed the work he was forced to perform at her Los Angeles estate caused him to sustain physical injuries. [TMZ] — We’re hoping “physical injuries” isn’t a euphemism for “coke addiction.”
Meghan McCain talked sex and gay marriage with Colbert last night. [Jezebel] — Props to McCain, who proved to be a bit vapid, but sweet and surprisingly open-minded.
Photoshop allowed Obama to transform into a “trekkie” for the day — or for however long you keep these photos as your screensaver. [Urlesque] — Sorry, Pres, but you can’t compete with Chris Pine.
Patrick Swayze rose from the dead today. After a Florida-based radio station announced his death this morning, his rep corrected this grave error (pun intended). [Us Weekly] — We’re glad you’re back, Pat!
This morning in the Netherlands, Angelina Jolie attended the trial of a Congolese warlord, who has reportedly been recruiting child soldiers. She said the trial was “a landmark trial for children” and interrupted filming “Salt” to be present. [Perez] — Keep up the good work, Angie! But don’t adopt any more children.
Dating wisdom was revealed to us via some very perceptive bathroom graffiti. From personal anecdotes to meaningful mantras, these potty stalls have you covered. [AOL Personals]. — Take a look for some — um — unique advice.