Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 15th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive BabyCakes Cookbook. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab. The Frisky’s Resident Professor
Funny Face in More Than A Feeling: Study Finds Emotionally Intelligent Women Have Better Sex

@Keesh…Usually you can measure Emotional Intelligence by the amount and frequency that one gives a sh*t about other people.

An Honorary Editor
Kelly Jean in Fashion Slideshow: Shoes — Your Only Chance To Look Hot At Graduation

“Didn’t get any honors? These will allow you to graduate with a purple heart.”
As in, “The platform and heel are so huge you’ll break your leg after not-shaking-the-Dean’s-hand-due-to-Piggy-Flu?”
Perhaps the award for Injured During Wartime wasn’t the best one to use…. wink

Traded In Her Lemon For A Race Car
wawmama in Where Have All The Sluts Gone?

Of course it could just be more confident women. You know, the type that aren’t just sleeping with people to make them like them. That realize they are a whole package, not just a golden hoo-ah?
Maybe women aren’t attracted to losers any more? I know I’m not.

The Future Recluse
jojo32 in Jeans And Leggings Shouldn’t Be Combined Into One Product

The ‘ankle-zipper’ aspect of these jeans is causing me to have a flashback to my childhood. I was never able to get any jeans on or off me because of my freakishly wide, high-arched feet! I used to be only able to wear jeans with zippers at the feet when I was younger. That was when tapered-leg jeans were in. Thank God they went out. Oh, God, they’re back. Noooooo!
The first time I see some emo-boy at the mall wearing these jeans, I’m becoming a hermit.

Samsung’s Chief Inventor
Little Lamb in Cell Phone Works As An Ultrasound Machine

I would like to install a breathalyzer on mine to avoid drunk texting and/or dialing.

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away products from Aveeno Nourish+ Hair Care Collection to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!