Olivia Wilde is Maxim’s top pick for their annual Hot 100 List. [Asylum] — Megan Fox probably didn’t mind coming in second because she wants to get freaky with Olivia.
Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned from her position as co-executive director of the Miss California USA Pageant, saying she no longer believes in it and has to be a role model to her children. [Perez Hilton] — She has nothing going for her now.
Nicole Kidman has quit Woody Allen’s untitled project, but she didn’t give a reason. [Dlisted] — Don’t these chicks know you don’t quit a job in a recession? Oh yeah, they’re celebrities.
Isaac Mizrahi says he wasn’t prepared for the drama that ensues on “The Fashion Show,” saying, “I swear to you there were a couple times I actually lost it and cried when people were kicked off.” [PopEater] — Awww, he actually cares about the contestants’ futures and not just ratings. That’ll change by season two.
Some guys can be such crybabies when they’re sick, but that’s because the man flu really does exist. Men have weaker immune systems than women. [Daily Mail]
A Russian lesbian couple applied for a marriage license Tuesday, but they were promptly rejected on the grounds that a marriage is between a man and a woman. [Reuters]
More people are having to live with their parents because the economy sucks, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get it on in your old twin bed. [Lemondrop] Be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet, you’re getting laid.