Quickies!: Maxim Says Olivia Wilde Is Hot

  • Olivia Wilde is Maxim’s top pick for their annual Hot 100 List. [Asylum] — Megan Fox probably didn’t mind coming in second because she wants to get freaky with Olivia.
  • Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned from her position as co-executive director of the Miss California USA Pageant, saying she no longer believes in it and has to be a role model to her children. [Perez Hilton] — She has nothing going for her now.
  • Nicole Kidman has quit Woody Allen’s untitled project, but she didn’t give a reason. [Dlisted] — Don’t these chicks know you don’t quit a job in a recession? Oh yeah, they’re celebrities.
  • Isaac Mizrahi says he wasn’t prepared for the drama that ensues on “The Fashion Show,” saying, “I swear to you there were a couple times I actually lost it and cried when people were kicked off.” [PopEater] — Awww, he actually cares about the contestants’ futures and not just ratings. That’ll change by season two.
  • Some guys can be such crybabies when they’re sick, but that’s because the man flu really does exist. Men have weaker immune systems than women. [Daily Mail]
  • A Russian lesbian couple applied for a marriage license Tuesday, but they were promptly rejected on the grounds that a marriage is between a man and a woman. [Reuters]
  • More people are having to live with their parents because the economy sucks, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get it on in your old twin bed. [Lemondrop] Be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet, you’re getting laid.