Star Couplings: Heidi Montag Embarrasses Herself With Another Video

  • Heidi Montag, er … I mean Pratt, has a video for her new single “Blackout,” which “makes ‘Girls Gone Wild’ look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille,” according to Michael K. [Dlisted] — It looks homemade, so I’m guessing Spencer directed. Don’t these two have enough money from whoring themselves out to hire a real director?
  • Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are adopting a little girl. And Harrison is going to officially become Calista’s adopted son’s father. [Perez Hilton]
  • Dean McDermott gives Tori Spelling a new wedding ring every anniversary. She said when he slips it on her finger, she remembers the day he made her his wife. [People] — How romantic! I hope they’ve finally gotten their money problems solved.
  • Producers of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ are scrambling to put the couple’s marriage woes into the still-unfinished premiere, which airs May 25. [Us Weekly] — I wouldn’t be surprised if the producers are the ones fueling the affair rumors.
  • Some Baltimore stripper is claiming she had a threesome with Michael Phelps. [National Enquirer]
  • “Saturday Night Live” alum Maya Rudolph is expecting her second child with “There Will Be Blood” director Paul Thomas Anderson. [PopEater]