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Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 8th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive We Love Colors tights. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.The Panty Rebel
theattack in Lessons From Mom: Forgo Granny Panties

My mom thought that wearing thongs meant I was having sex, which is absolutely HORRENDOUS if you’re not married, so she wouldn’t let me buy any. Of course I did it anyway, and of course I had sex anyway, but it was definitely not because of what panties I was wearing. haha

The Spread Fanatic
cjmar in Nutella, Eggs, And Lemons Work Wonders In At-Home Spa Treatments

Who would waste a half jar of precious Nutella on their face!? I wish it worked from within, because I’m eating a spoonful of the stuff as we speak.

Turns Back Time
Alex V in Quick Pic: Guess That Booty

Ooops. I thought it was a Cher pic from 10 years ago.

The Arguing Dictionary
becktasm in How To Date Someone Dumber Than You

Here’s how to date someone dumber than you: When you’re arguing, use big words that they don’t understand, then refuse to explain them. You’ll always win.
Oooh, did they mean date someone dumber than you that you actually LIKE? Hmmm. Can’t say I’ve ever done that.

The Sage With 20/20 Hindsight
missduplicity in Notes To Our Younger Selves

Dear 16-year-old Dup:
The casual torrent of that pseudo-relationship you’re having IS NOT WORTH the price you’ll have to pay. Do not trust that guy, and try to trust yourself more. You are beautiful, and one day you’re going to pick up pictures of yourself from this time and go, “My God, what was I ever worried about?”

Don’t waste your time trying to figure out what people want you to be. Find out what YOU want. And ask Stephen about Brandon’s wife’s brother. The oldest one. You’ll like him a lot. Just…don’t hurt him, okay? Oh. And, when you get there…it’ll be a boy. wink

Love,
22-year-old Dup.

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away BabyCakes Cookbook to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!

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