Ron Jeremy: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Ron Jeremy wants to give you a present! The self-proclaimed “Hardest [Working] Man in Showbiz” is giving you a few inches more than he’s given to over 4,000 women — that’s 17″ x 24″, to be exact. The gifted actor is featured on $6 wrapping paper. This has got to be the least classy thing the porn king has ever done. Ron is pictured on the paper, fully clothed, along with the slogan, “From one big prick to another!” (Well, there goes the line you were going to use in the card.) We think the question mark pattern behind him says it all. Seriously. Wrapping paper, Ron? What will he think of next. [Nerd Approved]

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