Quick Pic: You Can’t Put A Good Bitch Down

Chanel, the world record holder for oldest dog, just turned 147 in puppy years, and they’re throwing a special birthday party for her in New York City. Hopefully, the 21-year-old won’t get too wasted on tequila shots and drunk text her ex. Her owner, Denice Shaughnessy of Long Island, said of her prized pooch, “She’s independent. If she didn’t want to do something, she had a look she would give, and she usually got her way.” She really is the world’s oldest bitch … [New York, 5/6/09]