Quickies!: The Men Of No Doubt Still Look Like Sidekicks

  • The guys of No Doubt looked like orderlies at a mental institution while performing on “Today” this morning. [Dlisted] — They couldn’t fit into the Harajuku Girls’ costumes, so they had to rob a cricket team.
  • Hayden Panettiere might join Chace Crawford in the “Footloose” remake. [Perez Hilton] — Good thing because the “Heroes” ship is sinking.
  • “9 to 5: The Musical” opened last night, and the stars of the movie, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda, attended. [Pop Bytes]
  • Several celebs have lesser known or completely non-famous twins. [Pop Eater] — The less attractive twin usually isn’t the famous one.
  • Which D-list attention whore is worse: Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag? [College Candy]
  • Kenny Tesel, a former TV star, saved his BBQ and deli business by employing a busty mannequin he has named BarBeQ. “She’s my own stimulus package,” Tessel said. “I don’t seem to qualify for anything from the president.” [Asylum]