The Top 10 Things You Learn When You’re Heartbroken

While heartache pretty much sucks — especially the kind you can’t seem to get over — it can be a great learning experience. After the jump, the top 10 things you learn when you’re heartbroken.

  1. How many nights you can really go without any sleep/
  2. Who your real friends are.
  3. What chocolate cake tastes like for breakfast three days in a row.
  4. How many guys in your neighborhood look just like your ex.
  5. The meaning of “retail therapy.”
  6. All the people who never really liked your ex.
  7. How much weight you can lose in three weeks.
  8. What you look like with short hair.
  9. What boozes you really shouldn’t mix.
  10. How much better you are without him.