Quickies!: Kelly Bensimon Should Leave “The Real Housewives”

  • Jill Zarin from “The Real Housewives of New York City” says Kelly Bensimon should leave the show, go back to anonymity, and repair her reputation. [E! Online] — But then who would we have to hate? Ramona, I guess.
  • If you’re not totally sick of Kelly yet, take a tour of her closet — er, series of rooms. [Shine] — I bet she has a whole section for her age-inappropriate mini-dresses, skirts, and shorts. You know, because “legs are the new breasts.”
  • Melissa Rosenberg, who’s writing the screenplay for “Eclipse,” the third film in the “Twilight” saga, wants Channing Tatum to play Riley, a villainous vampire who attacks Bella and the Cullens. [Pop Eater] Yum, yum, yum!
  • Kate Hudson makes her directorial debut with “Cutlass,” a short featuring Dakota Fanning, Virginia Madsen, Kurt Russell, Kristen Stewart, Chevy Chase, and Sarah Roemer that premieres at the Tribeca Film Festival. [YouTube]
  • Check out these funny auto-tune parodies. If only all baby crying was this hilarious. [Urlesque — The auto-tune may have killed creative music, but at least it’s giving editing geeks something fun to do with their time.
  • The gym isn’t the place to find a hottie. Leave the sweaty pickups to the men. [Lemondrop — See, we told you so.
  • Sasha Grey stars in Hustler’s much-anticipated “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” Peep the official SFW trailer. [YouTube via The Daily What]