Jill Zarin from “The Real Housewives of New York City” says Kelly Bensimon should leave the show, go back to anonymity, and repair her reputation. [E! Online] — But then who would we have to hate? Ramona, I guess.
If you’re not totally sick of Kelly yet, take a tour of her closet — er, series of rooms. [Shine] — I bet she has a whole section for her age-inappropriate mini-dresses, skirts, and shorts. You know, because “legs are the new breasts.”
Melissa Rosenberg, who’s writing the screenplay for “Eclipse,” the third film in the “Twilight” saga, wants Channing Tatum to play Riley, a villainous vampire who attacks Bella and the Cullens. [Pop Eater] Yum, yum, yum!
Kate Hudson makes her directorial debut with “Cutlass,” a short featuring Dakota Fanning, Virginia Madsen, Kurt Russell, Kristen Stewart, Chevy Chase, and Sarah Roemer that premieres at the Tribeca Film Festival. [YouTube]
Check out these funny auto-tune parodies. If only all baby crying was this hilarious. [Urlesque — The auto-tune may have killed creative music, but at least it’s giving editing geeks something fun to do with their time.
The gym isn’t the place to find a hottie. Leave the sweaty pickups to the men. [Lemondrop — See, we told you so.
Sasha Grey stars in Hustler’s much-anticipated “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” Peep the official SFW trailer. [YouTube via The Daily What]