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How about this — the first time I had sex, I thought I was being fingered until I realized both of his hands were in plain sight! HA.
True to Her Name (Just kidding. What an original first time story!)
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It was after homecoming in a villa with a few people walking around us and while I was having my first time my best friend was behind the couch with one of my best guy friends doing the dirty too, we were not shy and talked to each other the entire time. “Brittany! This is a really bad idea… I don’t even know this kid!” “Oh whatever at least he’s cute!” I remember it hurt and after he got it in once or twice it slipped and then he just rubbed it against me the rest of the time… I think he was so drunk he didn’t actually notice, I was laughing. Hard.
I thinks this makes her the official Reefer Queefer.
I worked for a major book store chain that had a café for 5 years and can trade horror stories with the best of them. After I left the books, I became a manager at a plus size clothing store. The strip mall that my store was in was notorious for having ‘The Notorious Crapper’. That’s right, there was a person that would come into the bathrooms and smear feces all over the walls, stall, floor and toilet. I was at the store less than a week when we got hit by The Crapper. My direct manager couldn’t handle the clean up… she vomited in the middle of the mess. Guess who had to clean it all up? I was able to avoid getting shat on again by The Crapper while I was at that store. But cleaning up that mess made me vow to myself that I would never work retail again. Why would I want to watch someone else’s horror stories unfold when I’m still in thearpy about my own years in retail?
She’s much too young to hang that low. That sentence could, I suppose, sum up her life too.
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