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Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 24th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Garbage Land by Elizabeth Royte. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.Can’t Read Hand Signals
subpar in What Were You Thinking The First Time You Had Sex?

How about this — the first time I had sex, I thought I was being fingered until I realized both of his hands were in plain sight! HA.

True to Her Name (Just kidding. What an original first time story!)
sklut in What Were You Thinking The First Time You Had Sex?

It was after homecoming in a villa with a few people walking around us and while I was having my first time my best friend was behind the couch with one of my best guy friends doing the dirty too, we were not shy and talked to each other the entire time. “Brittany! This is a really bad idea… I don’t even know this kid!” “Oh whatever at least he’s cute!” I remember it hurt and after he got it in once or twice it slipped and then he just rubbed it against me the rest of the time… I think he was so drunk he didn’t actually notice, I was laughing. Hard.

A True Wordsmith
Kati-Anne in Should A Dude Blow Smoke Up Your Vag?

I thinks this makes her the official Reefer Queefer.

Needs Some Frisky Therapy
doridori in Working Retail Is Reality, Not Entertainment

I worked for a major book store chain that had a café for 5 years and can trade horror stories with the best of them. After I left the books, I became a manager at a plus size clothing store. The strip mall that my store was in was notorious for having ‘The Notorious Crapper’. That’s right, there was a person that would come into the bathrooms and smear feces all over the walls, stall, floor and toilet. I was at the store less than a week when we got hit by The Crapper. My direct manager couldn’t handle the clean up… she vomited in the middle of the mess. Guess who had to clean it all up? I was able to avoid getting shat on again by The Crapper while I was at that store. But cleaning up that mess made me vow to myself that I would never work retail again. Why would I want to watch someone else’s horror stories unfold when I’m still in thearpy about my own years in retail?

Sums It Up
cattgirl813 in Quick Pic: Lindsay Lohan Bares Side Cleavage

She’s much too young to hang that low. That sentence could, I suppose, sum up her life too.

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away ClinQs Reusable Drink Stickers to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!

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