Quickies!: Poor Little “Slumdog” Girl

  • The mother and stepmother of Rubina Ali from “Slumdog Millionaire” got into a very public fistfight after reports surfaced that Rubina’s father tried to sell her. [Pop Eater] — It’s safe to say this little girl needs a new set of parents. I hear Madonna is in the market for a little girl.
  • Susan Boyle doesn’t need a makeover because her appearance has nothing to do with her talent. [Shine]
  • Tired of all that spice-up-your-love-life mumbo jumbo that starts to sound the same after a while? Check out these nontraditional ways to get in the mood. [Your Tango]
  • A 52-year-old rookie stripper was beat with a stiletto by a 40-something-year-old jealous rival. [Asylum] — If they had fought it out onstage, they both could have made some serious dough.
  • Now science says beer goggles don’t exist, but a few years ago researchers proved their existence. Instead of trying to figure out which one’s true, have fun calculating your beer goggles prescription from last night. [Lemondrop]
  • This really buff model can bench press you and everyone you know. Oh, and she’s a she. [Refinery29]