Star Couplings: Patrick Swayze Has Made Peace With His Cancer

  • Patrick Swayze has reportedly decided to sign a Do Not Resuscitate Order, will discontinue all chemotherapy, and is getting his affairs in order out of respect for his family. [National Enquirer] — I’m deeply saddened by this turn of events.
  • Drew Barrymore admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that her relationship with Justin Long is very confusing, but says they’re just friends. [People]
  • Seal confirmed that he and wife Heidi Klum are indeed having another baby. [Us Weekly]
  • Dina Lohan says she encouraged Lindsay Lohan to make the eHarmony spoof about all the “ridiculous hype.” [OK! Magazine] — Hmmm, just like I thought, Dina only likes to credit for the good things Linz does.
  • Vin Diesel says he’s not gay, dates in Europe, and doesn’t see the point of putting his personal life on a magazine cover. [Perez Hilton] — Who cares, Vin? The last time I watched you in a movie was “Boiler Room” and I was really paying attention to Giovanni Ribisi’s hot self.
  • Kanye West and Amber Rose have taken some explicit photos for his Louis Vuitton sneaker campaign. [Media Takeout] — I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about this ad. I mean, if he and Amber were really getting it on, wouldn’t he be just as naked as she is?