Patrick Swayze has reportedly decided to sign a Do Not Resuscitate Order, will discontinue all chemotherapy, and is getting his affairs in order out of respect for his family. [National Enquirer] — I’m deeply saddened by this turn of events.
Drew Barrymore admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that her relationship with Justin Long is very confusing, but says they’re just friends. [People]
Seal confirmed that he and wife Heidi Klum are indeed having another baby. [Us Weekly]
Dina Lohan says she encouraged Lindsay Lohan to make the eHarmony spoof about all the “ridiculous hype.” [OK! Magazine] — Hmmm, just like I thought, Dina only likes to credit for the good things Linz does.
Vin Diesel says he’s not gay, dates in Europe, and doesn’t see the point of putting his personal life on a magazine cover. [Perez Hilton] — Who cares, Vin? The last time I watched you in a movie was “Boiler Room” and I was really paying attention to Giovanni Ribisi’s hot self.
Kanye West and Amber Rose have taken some explicit photos for his Louis Vuitton sneaker campaign. [Media Takeout] — I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about this ad. I mean, if he and Amber were really getting it on, wouldn’t he be just as naked as she is?