Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 17th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week five winners will receive three TweeCards. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…The Creative Thinker
Arty in Sperm Have To Be Turned On To Fertilize An Egg

This could actually be useful if they could figure out a way to get sperm to turn “off”–then we might have another birth control option.

A “Weeds” Watcher
40yrolddad in Breakin’: Britney Disses Weed. Other Celebs Weigh In On The Chronic.

there’s a scene in one of the early episodes of Weeds where a customer tells Nancy that “stuff hasn’t moved this fast since the premier of Passion of the Christ” to which Nancy laments “people saw Passion stoned? that’s twisted” to which the kid replies “not nearly as twisted as seeing it NOT stoned!”.

I suspect the same principle applies here…

personally I’d be terrified to see Britney stoned – laughing that hard’s got to release enough dopamine to be equivalent to a meth OD…

The Revenge Poet
Naneenya in Dish The Dirt On Your Ex

Dirty, lying, cheat.
I feel sorry for the girl -
Happy Father’s Day!

Sees the Similarities
Sofjna in What’s The Difference Between Having A Sugar Daddy & Prostitution?

People are always quick to criticize sugarbabies (I keep thinking of that damn candy), but what about housewives who do nothing but spend their husbands’ money on facials and new clothes while doing nothing else? Same concept. Except they have a little piece of paper to make it legal, and therefor better. At least sugarbabies aren’t trying to convinvce themselves they’re better, or living under false pretenses.

Game Spotter
fallenangel915 in Cassie Shaves Half Her Head And The 11 Craziest Celeb Hair Makeovers

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyything for attention! I guess effin’ Puffy didn’t do the trick, huh, Cass?

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Garbage Land by Elizabeth Royte to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!