Quickies!: A “Housewife” Takes A Ride On The Village Bicycle

  • A-Rod is supposedly dating Bethenny Frankel from “The Real Housewives of New York City.” [Perez Hilton] — Maybe now she can reach Kelly Bensimon’s level, but then again, she probably doesn’t want any more associations with Kelly.
  • Hillllarious true life mom confessions — you mean there’s piss and vomit? [New Parent]
  • Chris Brown’s family removed his stuff from Rihanna’s apartment, as the singer demanded after reportedly learning about his new jumpoff. [Media Takeout]
  • Hulk Hogan says he understands how O.J. Simpson went on a stabbing rampage, now that his estranged wife Linda has dated a much younger man. [Dlisted] — OK, it’s official. Hulk has mental problems, but when are people going to remember O.J. was acquitted?
  • We’ve all dealt with overnight anxiety, but what are your stress-filled dreams trying to tell you? [Shine]
  • It’s difficult to dress and eat like a Frenchwoman, but now we can “date” like them. [Your Tango]
  • What could cause a woman to snap at her foreign fiance just because he isn’t up on pop culture? Plus, Dear Sugar is getting a makeover. [Dear Sugar]