Check out Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony spoof for Funny of Die. [Dlisted] — At least she still has a sense of humor.
According to reports, Chris Brown and Rihanna had a secret rendezvous over Easter weekend. And his rep says Chris is not dating Girlicious singer Natalie Mejia. [Perez Hilton] — Too bad, at least that would get people to actually pay attention to Girlicious.
Mel Gibson is about to write the biggest check of his life. Since he and his wife Robyn most likely didn’t have a prenup, she’s entitled to half of everything he’s made since they married 28 years ago — a whopping $1 billion or close to it. [People] — If his anti-Semitic tirade a couple of years back is any indication, she definitely earned that money.
Josh Holloway of “Lost” and his wife Yessica Kumala named their first child, a girl, Java Kumala Holloway. [OK! Magazine] — That name beats Bronx Mowgli Wentz for the “What the hell were their parents thinking?” award.
Mariah Carey is not pregnant — she just had on a really unflattering dress. [Us Magazine] — I kind of believe this story because Mariah wouldn’t admit to looking effed up unless it was to dispel a rumor.
C(o)untess LuAnn de Lesseps’ next book will be about starting over, since she’s having to do just that after her husband broke up with her via email. [E! Online] — Her first book about etiquette, which will probably be a snooze fest, hasn’t even come out yet.