Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Joins eHarmony?

  • Check out Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony spoof for Funny of Die. [Dlisted] — At least she still has a sense of humor.
  • According to reports, Chris Brown and Rihanna had a secret rendezvous over Easter weekend. And his rep says Chris is not dating Girlicious singer Natalie Mejia. [Perez Hilton] — Too bad, at least that would get people to actually pay attention to Girlicious.
  • Mel Gibson is about to write the biggest check of his life. Since he and his wife Robyn most likely didn’t have a prenup, she’s entitled to half of everything he’s made since they married 28 years ago — a whopping $1 billion or close to it. [People] — If his anti-Semitic tirade a couple of years back is any indication, she definitely earned that money.
  • Josh Holloway of “Lost” and his wife Yessica Kumala named their first child, a girl, Java Kumala Holloway. [OK! Magazine] — That name beats Bronx Mowgli Wentz for the “What the hell were their parents thinking?” award.
  • Mariah Carey is not pregnant — she just had on a really unflattering dress. [Us Magazine] — I kind of believe this story because Mariah wouldn’t admit to looking effed up unless it was to dispel a rumor.
  • C(o)untess LuAnn de Lesseps’ next book will be about starting over, since she’s having to do just that after her husband broke up with her via email. [E! Online] — Her first book about etiquette, which will probably be a snooze fest, hasn’t even come out yet.