Twitter Tirades: Jesus Tweets, Plus Other Celebs Take On Easter

Obviously, we’ve got an impostor here, but with lines like ‘water to wine it’s sleazy time’, we might not mind.

Ah, Easter! If Jesus were alive today, we’re pretty sure he would Twitter like Diddy because, really, it’s the best way to get the word out. Since we can follow Jesus, but not on Twitter, we’ll have to ask our favorite celebrities what they would do. Here’s how John Mayer, Martha Stewart, Ashton and more got their God on…

Why should stinky John Mayer’s emo Easter twitters be so endearing?

Diddy, celebrating Jesus’ resurrection with a whole lot of exclamation points!!!!!!!!

From masturbation to candy to smokes, Kevin Smith is obviously a man among men.

Surprisingly astute question…where did the bunnies and chickens come from?

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