Madonna has plans to build a house in Malawi in the hopes of adopting Mercy. She’s opened up to the country’s Nation newspaper, blabbing about better health care, education, and a stable family environment. [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan had one out of control weekend following her breakup with Sam Ronson last week. She was spotted at a party drinking copious amounts of vodka until she was unable to form a sentence. But that didn’t stop LiLo from moving on to the next party just before 3 a.m. [Perez Hilton] Somebody needs to get Dr. Drew Pinsky over to Lindsay before she ends up like Britney Spears.
Nicole Richie has kicked Joel Madden out of his home office because she needs the space to be Harlow’s new “big girl” bedroom now that the couple is expecting a second child. [OK! Magazine]
Chris Brown has a new girlfriend, Erica Jackson. Well, not really new. She was reportedly his on-again, off-again jumpoff when he was dating Rihanna. And staying true to his idea of romance, Erica supposedly got a tattoo that matches one of Chris’s, which also happens to match one of Rihanna’s. [Media Takeout] Hopefully Erica carries some pepper spray because she might need it down the road.
The OctoMom could have a reality show deal by the end of next week, according to her lawyer. And her parents are seeking ways to make money off the babies. [Us Magazine]
Joshua Duggar, 21, and his wife Anna, 20, are expecting their first child. They say they’ll let God decide how many children they’ll have. [People] At least the Duggars know how to take care of their own without support from taxpayers.