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Frisky Hate Mail: Why I Got Dumped & Will Be Alone Forever

We get a lot of mail from readers, some insanely flattering, some helpful (thanks for doing a little free copy-editing for us, guys!), and plenty of nasty hate mail. With that in mind, we’re going to post some of the best reader mail we get from time to time, because we totally appreciate that you even take the time to write!

From: REDACTED@gmail.com
Sent: Apr 11, 2009 1:15 PM

Normally I would never set foot near Oprah.com, The Frisky, or any other female emotional masturbation session. But it seems men are now being constantly subjected to your complete idiocy on CNN.com where your site is now featured as part of the “news”. What your articles and site lack are the same things that most women lacks: common sense. This was quickly made apparent in your most recent failure.

You’re so out of touch with reality (aka mankind) you actually thought this article had merit. Little did you know, the men who read CNN had a few things to say about your abortion of an advice column (refer to the article comments.) Your site/articles lack what all female-oriented publications lack– the male perspective. And when I say “male,” I’m no referring to maginas like John DeVore. No, I’m referring to real men who deal in foreign concepts like common sense and reason, men who care about actual content over snarky, effeminate whining passed off as the token male opinion.

If you women actually want to learn about why Feminism is a danger to society, why you’re lonely and unable to find a man at 40, why you can’t seem to make a man happy, why your dating advice is hypocritical and ineffective, why the entitlement-mentality of women turns men off, or why you are the cause of most of your problems, it will require the perspective of a real man.

xo,
Jack

P.S. Oh and congratulations on your wedding!…. oooh wait. oops! I guess you got dumped. Gee wonder why that happened? LOL!

Well, for starters Jack, I did get dumped. LOL! But congratulations are still in order, because it was the best thing that could have happened to me. Thank goodness my ex had the manly common sense to realize we were not right for each other.

You’re right. I do need a real man — a real man who, say, spends his days reading blog posts that leave him feeling so… powerfully emotional, that he cannot stop himself from hunting down my email address (that shows commitment and diligence!) and writing a passionate email describing how moved he was. Someone like you! If only you had used an email address that allowed me to Google you instead of one that hides your real identity! I don’t care if you’re an angry, fat slob who still lives in mom and dad’s basement, because I know that same commitment and passion that led you to write me will assist you in getting that manager job at Subway — and just like Jared, I’m sure you’ll lose the baby fat too.

xoxo,
Amelia

P.S. Also, John DeVore is a MANgina, not a MAgina. He is very particular about spelling.

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