Britney Spears and K-Fed are getting busy again during her tour, according to a source, who says it’s like they’re newlyweds again. [Dlisted] — Oh, Brit will do anything to get away from her papa.
Lindsay Lohan is supposedly using the paps to stalk Sam Ronson, drilling them constantly to get Sam’s whereabouts. [Perez Hilton] — The Ronson’s are probably at the courthouse right now trying to get that restraining order.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal double dated with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin recently. [Just Jared] — So Goopy Gwyneth and absent Chris are trying to pretend they’re happily married again.
Rihanna visited her biggest fan, who has a rare and aggressive form of leukemia, in the hospital. [People] — Rihanna must have realized there’s more to life than crisscrossing the country, partying, clothes, and texting.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are ready for another baby, a boy. [OK! Magazine] — Good for them because very few expected that shotgun marriage to last.
Miley Cyrus says Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord because he really makes her read the Bible. [Us Magazine] — So that’s what the kids…and adults are calling it these days. No, but seriously, I see why Miley is allowed to date 20-year-old Justin — he looks just like her father.