According to Now Public, way back in 18th Century Spain, scientists believed you could gauge how good a woman was in bed by just examining her boobs. Hm, that sounds like a lame excuse for nerdy dudes to get their grubby hands on ye ole girls…but alas “sternomancy,” the study of the bumps on the breast bone, was actually considered to be a legitimate and even divine discipline of yesteryear. Nowadays, you don’t need a PhD in ta-ta’s to be able to tell what your pair says about you. We’ve broken all the boobies down for you!
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Sexy Slinkies If you’ve got boobs that look like they’ve sprung out of your chest, you’re a smarty pants who knows how to get down to the business of pleasure. You make a great partner because you are loyal, adaptable, and innovative. |
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Golden Globes He’s got the whole world in his hands with you! Well-rounded girls are willing to try anything in bed. Although, perhaps it’s because they find it hard to have an orgasm and often go for men dumber than them. |
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Not So Prickly Pears What man doesn’t want to get his mouth on a juicy pear? You have guys beating down your lady door because you’ve got a great sense of humor and you’re totally independent! |
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Perky Pyramid An enthusiastic lover, you enjoy making lotsa men your slaves. And when it comes to sex, nothing is too taboo for a girl like you so you’d make a great actress or whore. |
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Power Eggplant Full of energy, you’re a lover and also a fighter who likes to control your man’s every move. |
As for the nipples?
