Quickies!: Sam Ronson Sure Knows How To Celebrate A Birthday/Breakup

  • Sam Ronson gets over Lindsay by celebrating her departure with a cocaine themed cake. [Dlisted]
  • Where’d her rack go? Supposedly bony, diet loving, macrobiotic Gwyneth Paltrow is to blame for Scarlett’s less curvy body. [Defamer]
  • Blair Waldorf the pop star? [Popsugar]
  • Dimwitted celebrity memoirs make for laugh inducing dramatic readings. [ABC’s The View]
  • Poor Jessica! Ms. Simpson got dropped by her label — hope ProActiv pays wells! [Dlisted]
  • PETA protester becomes fashion road kill. [Fashion Indie]
  • Need an excuse? Just say it’s the economy. [Lemondrop]