Woman Divorces Husband For Cleaning. Huh?

A German woman has divorced her husband because she was pissed he’s always drunk mean cheating cleaning. Um, we’re moving to Germany? This woman spent 15 years of marriage huffing and guffawing at her husband because he enjoyed doing household chores like tidying and rearranging the furniture. The breaking point came when he demolished and rebuilt a wall in their home because it got dirty, which I guess is a little OCD and annoying. But still—I’m pretty sure that there’s a book of porn for women out there that consists of hot guys cleaning. Crazy Germans. How ’bout we send them all our lazy, toothless, masses of men and they can send us their productive, toilet scrubbing ones.

And it gets us wondering: would you rather marry a cleanaholic or a total slob?