Star Couplings: Madonna’s Adoption Has Been Denied!

  • A judge in Malawi has denied Madonna’s request to adopt Mercy, saying she needs to have at least 18 months of residency. I guess this time money doesn’t talk, so Madonna’s got to walk. [Dlisted]
  • Despite breaking up in January, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy can’t seem to stay away from each other. A source says they’ll probably get back together sometime this summer. [OK! Magazine]
  • Charlie Sheen’s twin son Max remains hospitalized, not for a heart condition as previously reported, but because he hasn’t gained the necessary weight to leave the hospital. [Us Magazine]
  • Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are really trying to convince people that they’re happily married. The two attended the Topshop(?) party Thursday night. [Just Jared]
  • Rihanna and Kanye West are recording a song together, but romance could also be in store for the two, who have reportedly been sending each other flirty texts. Amber Rose is probably hoping she can get in on the action too. [Media Takeout]