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Doin’ It With Dr. V: Tossing Salad

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

This week, I got a letter from a lady looking for tips on how to toss her man’s salad aka analingus or rimming. Yes, I know, it’s always lunchtime somewhere. Anyway, no matter what you call it there’s one way to do it. So, I’m going to help her perfect her tushie-tonguing technique. As for the rest of you, keep those letters coming! You know I love to read your smut too! To send me a question or suggest a topic for a future “Doin’ It With Dr. V,” email me! Now, here’s her letter…

“I’ve been hitting the sack with this guy for a couple of months. We seem to have great sexual chemistry and have tried a LOT of stuff. There is one thing that completely throws me off though… most of the time, when I give him a blow job, I usually kinda stimulate his, err, you know, hole with my tongue while my hands are occupied with his member. He loves this and will accommodate his body for easier and deeper access. That’s where I’m confused… does he want me to ‘go in,’ as in with my tongue/finger/anything? He doesn’t say it, so I am not sure if that’s what he wants. I don’t want to break our momentum or kill the mood…should I just do it? Also, is it true that’s where to find a guy’s G-spot? And how do I stimulate it properly? Any tips, ideas, suggestions?”

Hot stuff, by combining a handy with a rim job, you’ve already got the advanced multitasking down. Look at you go! But now it’s time to get back to basics. So here are the six steps to help you score with your rim shot!

1. Come Clean: Doin’ the butt can be dirty in a good way, but there’s also the bad bacteria way. So, make sure he thoroughly wipes up with soap and water or uses an enema a couple hours before the RJ (rim job). A sexy way to incorporate this into sex is by taking a bath or shower together and soap up his booty yourself. Although, I think the best way to protect yourself from germs is to just use a dental dam when you’re back there.

2. In A Good Position: To gain back door access, you’ve got to find a way in.

  • Doggy Style: Getting the rimee on their hands and knees provides the easiest access for parting cheeks and going in deep.
  • Stand Up: With the rimee standing, get on your knees and go to town.
  • Sit Down: Spread the rimee’s legs and bend them over a table or desk (talk about NSFW!). Then you sit at the edge of your chair while you explore the edge of their seat.
  • Sit On My Face: The rimee squats over your face naturally giving your mouth access to their butt. You can fly solo or 69 style. Either way, this position let’s you use both your hands for other things, like an HJ, groping, or spanking. Bonus.

    3. Baby Get Back: Your butt needs foreplay too! Tease and tickle the ass area — lick it, kiss it, flick it or circle it with your tongue. Don’t even think about going in there until the rimee is relaxed and warmed up.

    4. Work Your Way In: Why stay on the sidelines? In the game of love, you gotta get in there girl! And YES, you should absolutely French kiss his derrière. Okay, so you’re headed to the part that holds the most risk for having traces of, um, excrement, but it’s the best way to get to the most pleasure centers! There’s no chance you’ll hit the prostate with just your tongue, but the inside ring of the sphincter is sensitive. If you slip him your tongue, you’ll have him oohing and ahhing. If you don’t feel like using your tongue, you can add a finger massage and keep licking the rim. But this step is the key to unlocking his back door erogenous zone!

    5. Finish Line: While rimming can be orgasmic, it doesn’t actually give an orgasm. However, it can be that extra oomph that makes an O ecstatic. It is also essential step if you’re gonna shove anything bigger than a finger up there.

    6. Traveling Show: You can never go from the back to the front — from the booty to the vagina or the penis. Regardless, after you’ve licked it, it’s a good idea to rinse out your mouth with mouthwash, before you kick it. There’s no proof that this kills the germs, but at least your breath won’t smell like ass.

    [Go Ask Alice]

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