Quickies!: Madonna Takes Her Love To Africa

  • Madonna will be in Malawi this weekend in order to adopt another child. She just has sooo much love to give. [Dlisted]
  • U.K. TV viewers have spoken. “Gossip Gilr” sucks! Last night, more people, 1.89 million, tuned in to watch “Orangutan Diary” than “Gossip Girl,” which had a paltry 218,000 viewers. [Perez Hilton]
  • Dennis Quaid will play Bill Clinton, Julianne Moore’s got Hillary, and archival footage will represent Monica Lewinsky in “A Special Relationship,” a biopic about Clinton. Dang, what a snub!? [Asylum]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is supposedly starting a fashion line. Once and for all, just because you can afford a stylist and any item of clothing you want doesn’t mean you can design clothes. [College Candy]
  • So you’ve tried old fashion dating, online dating, and speed dating, but still no sparks. Maybe it’s time to hire a matchmaker. [Your Tango]
  • If the guy you’re into isn’t showing you much attention then you need to figure out whether you’re willing to take from him what you can get. [Dear Sugar]