Star Couplings: Pete Doherty Is A Neanderthal!

  • Pete Doherty misses Kate Moss so much that he’s willing to headbutt her new boyfriend and run away with her thrown over his shoulder. [DListed]
  • Josh Groban and Katy Perry aren’t dating. According to his rep, they’re just really close friends. Yeah, we’ve heard that one before. [People]
  • Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are still together. She must have needed a shoulder to cry on once she realized no one was going to her concerts. [Media Takeout]
  • Nadya Suleman was a stripper for one night when she was 19. She quit when she learned lap dances were part of the job description. [DListed]
  • Bruce Willis met Emma Heming, his new wife, during a casting call for his 2007 erotic techno-thriller “Perfect Stranger.” We’re all for multitasking. [OK Magazine]
  • Check out David Letterman’s “Top 10″ reasons for getting married. Who knew Dave vacationed in the Poconos? [Us Weekly]