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Six Sexy Ways To Spend Spring Break Vacay

This Friday, MTV is going on Spring Break! But what are your plans? Spring isn’t just going to hand you a fling. You’ve got to figure out how to position yourself for some sweet seasonal lovin’. Here’s how the various ways you can spend your holiday stack up for sexy time!

GOING BACK HOME TO VISIT THE FAM
PRO: You can finally bone someone you crushed on in high school.
CON: Where are you going to take them, your parent’s house?
PACK: Headphones, books you can pretend you need to study, and key friends’ phone numbers
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★★

DAYTONA BEACH VACAY
PRO: You’ll spend most of the time half naked with tons of other tourists.
CON: Frat boy antics, vicious hangovers, and too much sun can burn you beyond being able to get it on.
PACK: Oil-free sunscreen with a high SPF, water bottle, shoes you can walk drunk in/on the beach, and a battery operated boom box
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★★★★★

BACKPACK THROUGH EUROPE
PRO: This getaway features romantic backdrops and a low legal drinking age. Plus you might learn to speak the international language of love!
CON: Cultural differences- like a love of Trance music or pants so high they give men camel toe- could force you to run straight back into the arms of a random American guy you met at the hostel bar. So, then you traveled thousands of miles for a taste of home.
PACK: A journal and a few classic outfits that don’t scream “American Tourist.” (See The Sartorialist)
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★★★★

VOLUNTEER TRIP
PRO: You’ll be with a bunch of able-bodied peeps. Plus, if you leave the country, you’ll probably land somewhere it’s legal to drink if you’re under 21.
CON: Do gooders don’t always want to do you just for fun. A lot of volunteers are looking for love and often the trips are heavily stacked with ladies.
PACK: Your guitar and cute (non-period) cotton undies
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★★★

STAY AT SCHOOL
PRO: Your roommate will be gone.
CON: No one else will be around but kids too weird to go home or travel. So, you’ll either get bored out of your mind catching up on reality TV shows or work too much.
PACK: N/A
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★

ROAD TRIP
PRO: You can go where you want to go and flash passing hotties on the highway.
CON: It’s hard to meet people when you’re in a car…but a little too easy at truck stops.
PACK: Healthy snacks that won’t make you feel too bloated to screw and body spray
OVERALL SEXY TIME RATING: ★★

But be careful! Spring Break totally has its DARK SIDE. Lemondrop has a roundup of readers’ real Spring Break horror stories.

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