Quickies!: Robert Pattinson Is Stinky

  • His hair isn’t the only thing Robert Pattinson doesn’t wash. His body odor is driving people on the “New Moon” set crazy, according to a source. [DListed]
  • Okay, so I thought the whole rappers stealing whole movie scenes for their videos was so over. But apparently not because Eminem recreates “Rain Man” for his “We Made You” video. Hopefully he pays homage and doesn’t poke fun at savants. [Perez Hilton]
  • Avril Lavigne describes her first fragrance as “me in a bottle.” So it smells like booze, cigarettes, and a doomed marriage? I wouldn’t want to smell like her or these other celebs. [People]
  • Genital piercings are on the rise as women try to get more clitoral stimulation during sex. Why don’t they just challenge their partner to give them pleasure? That’s a lot safer. [Lemondrop]
  • Phallic “art,” visible from only the air or on Google Earth, has been popping up on lawns and the roofs of buildings. [Huffington Post]
  • Some poor schmuck actually allowed a Swedish tattoo mag to ink their latest issue on his thigh. Hopefully he works for the mag and won’t get laid off anytime soon. [Tare Lugnt via The Daily What]
  • Sometimes a photo comes along that thaws our cold, bitter hearts just for a second. But this photo of a kitten and a dog’s muzzle will keep us warm inside at least until tomorrow morning. [Urlesque]