I’ve never been able to say this before, so I’m just going to indulge myself: My life is just like Dita Von Teese’s! Her ex, Marilyn Manson, wants her back and I’m flattered to say, mine has been beating down my door too. It’s funny because he was happy to slam that door just a few months ago…although, to his credit, he never hooked up with Evan Rachel Wood. But just based on stars’ sloppy public rollercoasters, perhaps it’s best to play it like Dita and let sleeping dogs lie (no pun intended). Based on these celeb on-again/off-again relationships, it seems like Dita knows best!