Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of March 20th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week seven winners will receive a copy of CHEER! Inside the Secret World of College Cheerleaders. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab… Supply Order-er
retro chic in Customized Pillowcases For Me And You

“I have a friend who would need these in Dry Erase models.”

Someone Who Gets It
saysay in The Real Housewives Of New Jersey?!

“I love bravo for continuing to make shows that give me enormous confidence boosts! Anytime I’m feeling that maybe my moral compass is going a little cray-zay, I just flip on The Real Housewives and I feel MUCH better.”

The Official New Jersey Dialectologist
KellyJean in The Real Housewives Of New Jersey?!

“The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Amazing! Now the whole world can argue over which accent is more annoying, South or North Jersey? Now get me a glass of wudder!”

The Mathematician
cattgirl813 in When It Comes To Sexual Partners, We Are Above Average

“Four? I don’t know if this means I’m an overachiever or a total slut. On the upside, my number is a multiple of four….”

The Banker
msPriss in No One Wants To Join Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Gym

“…I wonder if she is aware there has been a stop payment on her reality checks?”

Unsettling Boyfriend
CheeeeEEEEse in Women Are Just As Superficial As Men When It Comes To Finding A Mate

“Yep everybody is looking for that special someone, until they settle for good enough.”

The Couple Boxer
Alison Wonderland in Seven Annoying Couple-isms

“The choke-hold walk. When a couple is walking together and the guy is practically hanging on his girlfriend with his arm draped over her shoulders/neck. I just want to punch all those dudes in the face.”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Be Your Own Matchmaker: Eight Easy Steps for Attracting Your Perfect Mate to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!