Quickies!: Natasha Richardson’s Cause Of Death Revealed

  • The New York City medical examiner has ruled Natasha Richardson’s death an accident. The report said she died from blunt impact trauma to the head, which caused internal brain bleeding. It’s so scary that something like this can happen and you don’t realize you’re seriously injured until it’s too late. [People]
  • Russell Brand definitely knows how to work his sex appeal. He tongued-down a girl in Sydney after knowing her for only a few minutes. [Dlisted]
  • Steve-O is waiting to hear whether he can return to “Dancing with the Stars” after pinching a nerve in his back during a horrible spill while rehearsing. He’s also experiencing internal bleeding after the nasty fall. [Perez Hilton]
  • Jewel says she hasn’t fixed her infamous snaggle tooth because it comes in handy when she needs to open things like tin cans and car doors. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
  • Lisa Rinna desperately wants in on the “Melrose Place” reboot. I say they should hire her because she’s got way more talent than Ashlee Simpson, who set the acting bar for this show really low. [Popbytes]
  • I’m not a proponent of turning pop tarts into role models, but the behavior of some of these women shouldn’t be emulated. By the way, has anyone ever considered Heidi Montag a role model? [College Candy]
  • You know you want a new bag for spring, but you shouldn’t have to spend more than $50. And guess what? You don’t have to. [Shine]