Star Couplings: A Top Model Melee!
Dude, see what happens when Tyra Banks tells a bunch of short chicks that they could be “America’s Next Top Model?” [Just Jared]
Robert Pattinson was overheard complaining that he can’t get laid in New York City. See, this is what happens when I don’t go out. [DListed]
Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller popped out twin boys this weekend, named Max (another one?) and Bob. Just BOB. [DListed]
Some major s**t went down this weekend Lindsay Lohan. An warrant was issued for her arrest stemming from that DUI forevs ago (I guess she didn’t do everything she was supposed to?), and then the cops were called to Sam Ronson’s house, where the two were holed up fighting, and really, that’s all we know, but suffice to say, the last thing on LiLo’s mind right now is launching that line of self-tanner. [Perez Hilton]
Levi Johnston said he wasn’t “mature” enough to get married. But he was mature enough to be a dad! [Us Weekly]
Did Rihanna finally dump Chris Brown? And did he fall into a deep depression as a result? Let’s hope! [Media Takeout]