Quickies!: Adriana Lima Is Married To An Alleged Pervert

  • Adrianna Lima’s husband, basketball star Marko Jaric, has been accused of sexually assaulting a Philadelphia woman. [TMZ]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jaime Kennedy are dating. There’s a D-lister out there for everyone. [Dlisted]
  • We can now add Katy Perry to our list of celebs who don’t wear pants. Check out pics from her “Waking Up in Vegas” video. [Perez Hilton]
  • Rihanna will reportedly plead the fifth if she called to testify against Chris Brown. So she’s trying to save her relationship at the expense of her career? [Media Takeout]
  • A British court has ordered photographers to stop harassing Lily Allen, who threw a haymaker and water bottle at a pap who allegedly rear-ended her car. Note to Lily: You’d be nothing without tabloid pics. [E Online]
  • The recession has gotten more college students to take up mortuary sciences. One things for sure, death is inevitable. [Asylum]
  • Some folks on online dating sites can be really skeevy. Here’s how to spot the red flags in a profile. [Your Tango]