Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of March 13th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week five winners will receive a copy of Angus and Julia Stone’s A Book Like This. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…The Slap-tastic Ex
wild-ting in How Do You Tell An Ex You Want To Have Sex?

If it’s an EX I want to sleep with, I give strong signals (body language, sexual innuendo, touching, etc.), and take him back to my place (or his) and just ‘get busy’. When done, slap him on the ass and say “Thanks babe, it was good doing you again. Catcha later.”

An Unequal Opportunity Screwer
WinkyFace in Mind Of Man: Why Guys Want “Starts With An A, Ends With -Nal” Sex

Stay out of my butt! I have a perfectly good vagina just inches away.

Dr. Bloomers
fallenangel915 in Crop Tops Are Back And Other Unsexy Fashion Trends

Ugh. I’ve never been a fan of the thong/g-string…I’m glad I’m not the only who feels that this thing is VERY uncomfortable and not very sexy at all…what’s sexy about a piece of string that rubs back and forth between your hoo-ha and your ass? It’s a bacterial infection waiting to happen.

Comes and Sleeps
SociallyAlexander in 10 Everyday Victories Worth Celebrating

Being able to go right to sleep after an orgasm.

The Environmentalist
EarthGoddess in Bristol Palin Kicks Levi Johnston To The Curb

Um … Bristol, your mom shoots moose from a helicopter. Can’t get much more “white trash” than that!

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away CHEER! Inside The Secret World of College Cheerleaders to seven lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!