Quickies!: Lauren Conrad Led A Double Life

  • Lauren Conrad said she left “The Hills” after five seasons because she was living a double life…one that was totally scripted and another that was effing boring. Wait a minute that sounds like the same life. [US Weekly]
  • In an attempt to salvage his career, Chris Brown and Rihanna will co-author a book about domestic abuse and will go on a speaking tour. I’m sure they’ll have a ghostwriter. [Perez Hilton]
  • Allure’s model booker gives us the scoop on who on “Make Me a Supermodel” has real potential. [Allure.com]
  • Nicole Richie, a best friend in my head, told skanky Tila Tequila to back the eff off Joel Madden. I would love to see Nicole beat her down. [Your Tango]
  • Kandi Burruss, one of the chick’s from ’90s singing group Xscape, will replace boring old DeShawn Snow on the next season of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” I’m not too convinced this woman has the bank for this show, but then again…NeNe’s been evicted and Sheree owes a law firm $87K. [Dlisted]
  • The “Seinfeld” cast is set to appear on an episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” [Candy Kirby]