Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of March 6th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week five winners will receive Weleda Everon Lip Balm. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab… The Realist
Ginger in Teen Trying To Stop The World From Cussing

“Wow. I can admire ambition sometimes but trying to get all of California to stop swearing for a whole week? Yeah, maybe next he can cure cancer with chocolate and teddy bears.”

So Sentimental
nicefrenchgurl in Treat Your Pet To A Designer Sex Doll!

“ZOMG my old mutt (16) used to hump a soft green turtle (sitting on her round end) he even used to have foreplay!! would chew its eyebrow first, then its nose, then would turn it over to size it with his paws under its front legs, and HUMP he went, and thoroughly enjoyed it rofl unfortunately he had testicular cancer last year and had to be neutered at an old age… and doesn’t even pay attention to it anymore. i swore i would keep this soft toy forever (of course, its been washed lol)”

Shut That Chick Up
Tetrine in Quote Of The Day: Jennifer Aniston Won’t Stop Talking About How Everyone Says She Won’t Stop Talking

“Can’t she please go away now? I think she’s been talking about her divorce for longer than they were even married!”

Doesn’t Excuse The Young And Idiotic
Kati-Anne in Chris Brown And Rihanna Update: The Bloody Lamborghini, A Meeting With Tina Turner, & A Wedding?

“Wow, thanks for that intelligent and insightful comment adding much needed perspective to the public discourse on domestic violence. Clearly the charges against Chris Brown should be dropped because you are in love with him (!!!! XOXO)”

Possible Closet Exhibitionist
becktasm in Quick Pic: Sunbathing On Milan Runway

“Flashing people on the subway suddenly [became] so much simpler! Thanks, fashion!”

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Angus and Julia Stone’s A Book Like This to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!