Quickies!: Holly Madison To Become “Dancing” Queen

  • There’s speculation that Holly Madison will replace Jewel, who has been struggling with tendinitis, on “Dancing with the Stars.” Despite being Hef’s number one chick for awhile, Holly doesn’t look rhythmic. [Us Weekly]
  • Couples who use a DVR to record TV shows are happier than those who don’t. They don’t fight over what show to watch and, I bet, they don’t think about what shows they’re missing while having sex. [Your Tango]
  • Where exactly does Tilda Swinton get these horrendous clothes? She should just wear her White Witch costume from “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.” [Candy Kirby]
  • Heidi Klum was spotted driving the bra mobile to promote her new Victoria’s Secret bra, but she really thinks she’s the “Perfect One.” [Popbytes]
  • Mariska Hargitay is in the hospital again because of her bum lung. Get better soon! [Dlisted]
  • Dating a past lover again can be filled with anxiety, but if you don’t try, you’ll never know if he’s changed. [Dear Sugar]
  • Ms. Nude Internet is conducting a pageant of sorts for women who have gotten naked on the Internet. The winner gets $5,000 if you need an incentive. [Asylum]