Get Your Rocks Off: The Ultimate Sex Mix

A study by the University of Pittsburgh’s School of Medicine claims “degrading sex lyrics” inspire impressionable, virgin teens to hump for the first time. While we thought this whole debate was put to bed back when Elvis thrusted his pelvis, the doctors wanted to test today’s hottest Billboard tracks on teens. To their credit, the study does not vilify a particular genre of music, just the nature of the poetry. However, if you like to get freak nasty, then one man’s undignified playlist of no-no’s can make for another woman’s ultimate sex mix! So, here are some of the tracks used in the study along with a bunch of bonus knockin’ boots classics from my high school days. Here’s to getting it on — or off…

“Back Then” by Mike Jones
“Girl Tonite” by Twista featuring Trey Songz
“Candy” by 50 Cent
“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins
“Short Dick Man” by Salt N Pepa
“Get Money” by the Notorious B.I.G. featuring Lil’ Kim
“Cherry Pie” by Warrant
“Face Down, Ass Up” by 2 Live Crew
“I Wanna Be Your Dog” by Iggy Pop
“Closer” by NIN
“Put It In Your Mouth” by Akinyele
“Sir Psycho Sexy” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Ass and Titties” by DJ Assault