Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of February 27th 2009

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week three winners will receive Sun and Moon Jars. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab… Not Easily Fooled
Tamara in If He’s Smoking Hot, Natalie Portman Has Dated Him

I thought she was dating Andy Samberg for a minute there too? I’ve asked my boyfriend what the allure is, it went something like this;

“Is her vagina plated in gold?”

“She’s a very attractive and very intelligent woman.”

I wish I could have asked the little teen boy fan version of him this question back then. I bet the answer would have been different.

Not In Her Mouth
doridori in The Willy Warmer Sweater Thong

I can’t imagine anyone wearing one of these in real life… it’s bad enough when a guy doesn’t manscape… the potential of pulling pubes out of your teeth greatly increases… but pulling a purple hair out of your mouth and or out the va-jay jay… that’s just wrong.

Best Gift Giver
Gabby1 in Cook, Dress, & Drink Like A Porn Star

The cookbook might be a good gift for that cookbook-collector in your life that has everything…You know, like a gag-gift. (literally)

Congratulations to this week’s winners! Next week, we’ll be giving away Weleda Everon Lip Balm to five lucky readers. Good luck and keep on commentin’!