Quickies!: Kanye’s New Girl Amber Rose Was A Professional

  • Kanye West’s new girlfriend Amber Rose used to work a stripper pole before she started working him. Ha! Like they really have sex. [Media Takeout]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said people hate on her website Goop because they just don’t get it. She’s right. I just don’t get why I’d want to take advice from a celebrity whose life (and bank account balance!) is completely different from mine. [Perez Hilton]
  • Warner Bros. has plans to remake “The Neverending Story.” Is nothing sacred? Although I want my childhood memories to remain as they are, I do think this story would benefit from advances in CGI technology. [Dlisted]
  • Kendra Wilkinson hopes Holly Madison will find a man to love her. “[Holly] has so much love to give someone,” said Wilkinson. “I hope that she finds someone to giver her that love back.” Maybe she should find someone who definitely wants to procreate with her, since that is one of her goals. [People]
  • All couples, not just long distance lovers, can benefit from a little phone sex. Start things off by asking: what are you wearing? [Your Tango]
  • You can get designer clothes for cheap if you know the right websites. We can vouch for Gilt.com, but there are others worthy of a daily browse. [Shine]
  • Ben Affleck is suffering from estrogen overload now that he lives with his wife, two daughters, and a mother-in-law. [National Enquirer]