Quickies!: Adriana Lima Got Hitched And Penile Fractures Hurt

  • Adriana Lima, the Victoria’s Secret model who claimed to be a virgin for years, got married to Memphis Grizzly basketball player Marko Jaric over Valentine’s Day weekend. Guess she lost her V-card. [Modelinia]
  • Jennifer Aniston said she’s “very happy” with John Mayer. But something tells us she’ll never be as happy with him as he is with himself. [UsMagazine.com]
  • Evan Rachel Wood will star in another big production this summer — a regional theater production of “Romeo and Juliet” starring her father and directed by her brother. [Perez Hilton]
  • We now have a photo to go with the story about Solange passing out in LAX. We’ve all had a drunk moment when we’d sleep anywhere. [Dlisted]
  • The new trailer for season five of “The Hills” is out, and it looks like Heidi and LC settle there difference. Don’t expect Speidi to break up, though, because this show would be nowhere without that douche bag. [Popbytes]
  • Face it, you can’t change a jerk into a prince, so don’t even try. In fact, these signs will help you avoid the land of douche-dom all together. [College Candy]
  • The penile fracture isn’t a myth. It can actually happen and sometimes involves a popping sound. [Dear Sugar]