1. One of her implants deflated.
2. She saw that her husband, Dean McDermott, had borrowed her red nail polish without permission again.
3. A security guard at the Christian Siriano show at Fashion Week dared ask for her ticket.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are house-hunting in London so that Ange can continue to pursue her career in politics. You know what I just realized? Angelina Jolie is the female equivalent of George Clooney, except with more actual political experience. She’s been working with the United Nations for 14 years with…