1. One of her implants deflated.
2. She saw that her husband, Dean McDermott, had borrowed her red nail polish without permission again.
3. A security guard at the Christian Siriano show at Fashion Week dared ask for her ticket.
Remember Katie Hopkins, the woman who took great delight in trashing Kelly Clarkson's body on various talk shows after her cruel fat-shaming tweets went viral? This little ray of sunshine has found another hobby since her shtick about Clarkson dried up. This time she's shitting all over Angelina Jolie's attempts to stay alive to watch…