Quickies!: Hayden Christensen And Rachel Bilson Are Headed To The Chapel

  • Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are engaged. Our dreams of a Summer and Seth reunion are crushed. [PopCrunch]
  • Rihanna has sold another 25,000 copies of Good Girl Gone Bad in the last week. What a way to show sympathy, spending money on mediocre music! Yeah, I said it. [E! Online]
  • Puke, apparently, goes really well with Katy Perry’s British Award. Thank Zeus the other people backstage didn’t barf in sympathy. [Perez Hilton]
  • Roseanne has a theory on the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation: “Women who go back to men who have hit them are usually violent too — they escalate conflict by using verbal humiliation and often throw the first punch, but are then unable to withstand the strength of the man’s counter attack.” Um, Roseanne, why don’t you stop playing psychoanalyst and stick to what you’re good at — like singing the National Anthem! [DListed]
  • Tameka Raymond, Usher’s wife, has been released from the Brazilian hospital where she was recovering from cardiac arrest. My thoughts on this couple are too mean to write, so I’ll keep them to myself. [People.com]
  • Don’t be reluctant to tell your man he needs a refresher course in grooming. This guy says your boyfriend will welcome the suggestions. [Your Tango]
  • If you scored a new suitor on Valentine’s Day, then you should peep these dos and don’ts of first dates. [Dear Sugar]
  • Despite your best efforts, you could be picking up germs at the makeup counter. [Shine]